7.875-Year-Olds Say The Darndest Things

Tonight is Brownies which means Big Sister and The Wife headed out early to make the meeting.

As Big Sister is getting in the car she asks, “Daddy, <friend’s name> said her Dad was having an operation to make sure her Mommy didn’t have anymore babies.  Why would her Dad have to have an operation when women have babies?”.

I shut the car door, looked at my wife, and started laughing uncontrollably.  Then I went inside.  As I was closing the garage door I looked back at the car.  My loving, wonderful wife was giving me the finger.

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