New Investment Plan

Got this as a forward from Quadro (aka Slappy)…thought it might be funny for some of you.

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Liquid Assets

If you purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you would
have $49.00 today.

If you purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $33.00
today.

If you purchased $1,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago, you would
have $0.00 today.

But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all the
beer, returned the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have
$214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg.

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